Uninspiring Short Stories - Snapper Head and the Gravy

'Kiss me!' screams the snapper head at the gravy.
'As you wish' exclaims the gravy and morbidly carries out it's duty.
'Oh forget it.' cries the snapper head. 'there's no passion in you anymore. It's not the same when it has to be asked for.'
The gravy checks it's watch.
Almost time for work.